There's nothing about this food porn video that's sexy...

... but it is kind of funny. My special fruit basket closes the video (before it goes to neon goop, that is!)
I'm also shown at 0:03, 0:05, 0:07, 0:09, 0:18, 1:15, 1:17, 1:18, 1:23, 1:46, 1:52... uh, I'm in this a lot. Perhaps not recommended that you consume this all in one sitting.